Britney Spears In Car Crash
Fortunately for thousands of gossip blogs, nothing serious happened to regular fixture Britney Spears. After all, she was just trying to park outside a Hollywood pharmacy when she hit and scratched a parked car.
She really is just disaster-prone, don’t you think?
August 13th, 2007 at 12:17 am |
[…] Oh, Britney is so screwed. With her penchant for hitting parked cars and making out with extras in her videos, she might as well kiss those kids goodbye. Then she’ll be free to hit every car and screw every man, or woman for that matter if those orgy stories are to be believed, in sight. « Baby Spice Becomes Mommy Spice […]