The magician notorious for dating women who are definitely way out of his league has finally landed a celebrity that he actually deserves to hook up with: Britney Spears!

According to People, Spears and Las Vegas illusionist Criss Angel were spotted at Cravings Restaurant in West Hollywood, then going for a spin together in his Rolls-Royce, then later entering The Tower-Beverly Hills hotel, reportedly holding hands.

We don’t really know what happened next, but with Britney’s penchant for getting hot and heavy with strangers, we have a pretty good idea.

We understand this hookup is gonna end faster than you can say, “Hit me baby one more time”, but Angel is in a position to do himself and everyone else a favor. Once he’s done effing Britney, he can just make her disappear. Poof. Then we’ll just have one parent of SPF and JJ to deal and be annoyed with.