Lindsay Lohan has found a new defender in Jane’s Addiction guitarist Dave Navarro, who oh-so brilliantly put:

“When I was 20 years old, the shit you would have on me would have been mind-blowing. I just see girls growing up in Hollywood and I don’t mean to diminish it but the reality is that billions of kids go through the same stuff all over the country. But just because she happened to have a big movie or two, we’re blowing it up as this big shocker - but it’s not. It’s adolescence!”

Great. Now the United States is in the same population situation as China, what with “billions of kids” going through the same crap as LiLo. And everything she did, and will continue doing, is “adolescence”. Exploring this line of thought, it can therefore be concluded that Anne Hathaway never went through adolescence, as she was never photographed doing cocaine, never got busted a number of times for DUI, and never got involved in a dangerous high-speed car chase.

This mascara-wearing clown should stick to what he does best. And we’re not talking about his guitar-playing.

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