Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been caught taking drugs in rehab. What a shocker.

According to FemaleFirst, Lindsay tested positive for drugs after staff at Utah’s Cirque Lodge facility forced her to take a drug test.

A source is quoted as saying: “Lindsay got called into the director’s office on August 15 and was questioned about drugs. When ordered to take a drug test, she reluctantly complied but screamed and cursed at the medical director before storming out the room. She was told that if she couldn’t conform to the programme she’d have to leave.”

Here’s more: Lindsay, says reports, was caught having sex with a male patient in a toilet cubicle. On top of everything else, she is said to come late to meetings a little too frequently, and is too lazy to do chores or even wash up.

Sounds like LiLo is having the time of her life. I mean, rehab can be a bit boring you know. Can you really blame her for trying to get clean and have some fun while she’s at it? Just kidding. It’s just confusing how she could spend thousands of dollars druggin’ and sexin’ it up in a rehab facility when she can drug and sex it up outside for free.

Now her refusal to do chores and wash up is an entirely different thing. She’s just being a slob, and it’s gross.