Here’s dreadful news for Jessica Alba fans out there. The world’s sexiest woman is pregnant with boyfriend Cash Warren’s brat. This comes straight from the mouth of Alba’s rep, who confirmed the pregnancy to People magazine.

“I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer,” says rep Brad Cafarelli.

Alba, 26, has dated Warren, 28, since the fall of 2004 after they met on the set of The Fantastic Four, on which Warren was a director’s assistant.

The couple have been seen being affectionate together in Los Angeles in recent days, shopping for mattresses last Saturday and attending a Lakers game, where they were spotted kissing Sunday.

This is indeed dreadful news, because a pregnant Jessica Alba means no more sexy photoshoots, no more paparazzi bikini pics, and definitely no more stripper roles in films, at least for the next few months.

But all is not lost. A pregnancy, for one, means bigger boobs for Jessica! Now there’s a bright side if I ever saw one.

Is Ricky Martin gay or not? That has been the burning question ever since the former Menudo member started Livin’ La Vida Loca, but it hasn’t been answered more clearly, albeit accidentally, than by the way a friend of his recently did.

Hollywood skincare guru Ole Henriksen, who counts the Puerto Rican heartthrob among his clients and friends, seems to have accidentally outed Martin in a reply to a question posed by E’s Ted Casablanca. When asked about who he’d like to take on a romantic getaway, Henriksen said:

“I’d go for [former Danish soccer player] Stig Tøfting, but since he’s straight, I’d say my client Ricky Martin.”

No word yet from Ricky, but that remark from a friend pretty much means all bets are off. Will he deny it? Will he sue the pants off Henriksen? Will he finally come out of the closet and admit what we know to be true all this time? Stay tuned.

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Brad Pitt may be such a big deal in Hollywood, being sexiest this and sexiest that, but he isn’t really much in bed, if actress-cum-rocker Juliette Lewis is to be believed.

Just recently, Lewis, who dated Pitt sometime in the 90s, was asked by a smartass fan about Brad after finishing a set with her band at Chop Suey in Seattle. The National Enquirer’s Mike Walker claimed to be there, and this is reportedly how the exchange went:
Smartass fan: “Hey, Juliette, how was Brad Pitt in the sack anyway?”

Juliette: “He was no… BIG deal, if ya know what I mean!”

Smartass fan: “Are you saying Brad was the PITTS?”

That last remark reportedly made Juliette laugh so hard she knocked into a table and spilled everyone’s drinks.

Now, now, we’ve already seen Brad little Brad before, and though he isn’t hung like a horse, he isn’t hung like a hamster either. So what does Juliette’s mocking of Brad’s manhood tell us? Juliette Lewis is probably a damn size queen, with little Brad being too little to impress her.

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Kiefer Sutherland is now officially a jailbird, having been booked at the Glendale City Jail to serve the 48-day sentence handed down to him after his DUI arrest and probation violation in September.

According to TMZ, Sutherland gave himself up today, and played nice throughout the booking process. And unlike certain celebrity jailbirds, he is expected to serve the full 48-day term, with no early release or work / good time credit. He also will be wearing the standard orange jumpsuit worn by prisoners.

So what’s in store for Jack Bauer, now that he’s gonna be spending Christmas behind bars?

TMZ spoke with Glendale Police Chief Randy Adams, who said Kiefer will be treated “just like anyone else,” adding, “The fact that he’s a celebrity — he checked that at the door when he checked in.” Chief Adams said Sutherland will perform laundry and kitchen duties and will serve the entire 48 days consecutively. The Chief said Kiefer will not share a cell, but that is S.O.P. in Glendeezy because all “long term inmates” get their own digs.

Jack Bauer, doing laundry and washing dishes, and wearing an apron? Now there’s an image.

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Dlisted is quoting Life & Style magazine as saying that Kelly Slater and Kirsten Dunst are dating.

The pair were reportedly spotted in Los Angeles going out on a date to Ago, and “were flirting a lot, smiling and giggling. They were having a fun time, and there was definite chemistry. It looked like they were getting to know each other”, says a witness. The said witness also said that Kirsten looked like she “was hanging on every word” being spoken by the surfer dude.

While the pairing is definitely an upgrade for Dunst after Johnny Borrell, it is most definitely a downgrade for Slater, who has been linked to Gisele Bundchen, Cameron Diaz, Pamela Anderson and, most recently, to Bar Rafaeli. Well, maybe not much in the case of Diaz and Anderson if you think about it, but still most definitely a downgrade.